“Did you hear that Oscar Pistorius has a brother called Ray who is on a sexual assault charge? Rapist-orius! It’s a joke, get it?” Joe the cabbie was a ranter. He loved talking about girls but I don’t think he knows much about them. He was porky and Mediterranean and drove me really slowly from Paddo to Dully. It went down like this.
“Man what a fall from grace. He was all the way up at the top and now he’s down the bottom, he’ll spend ten years in a South African jail. Fuck being in a South African jail. South Africa is fucked. It was OK when the whites ran it but now, since the blacks took over, the whole place has gone to shit. They used to have good mines. Diamonds and shit. Now the blacks took over they can mine anything for shit. Their farms don’t work. They aren’t effective.”
What does that have to do with Pistorius?
“He’ll just be some poor white guy in a jail over there getting bashed by black cunts for the rest of his life. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t feel sorry for him. He shouldn’t have killed his woman. Did you even see her? She was hot. For a bloke with no real legs he did well getting her. If I had that woman I’d do anything she’d ask me to do. I would lick her feet, eat her arsehole..Anything.”
“African chicks man, some of them are too attractive. They are like white girls. The South Africans anyway. They are like white girls with good suntans. The only problem is their men don’t like them associating with white guys. I know this chick from Ghana who I have been trying it on with. She’s nice and everything but when the black guys see you with a black woman they stare at you like they want to kill you. Fuck, you know? Is it worth getting smashed in the face just to have sex with some black girl? Have you seen how big black men’s cocks are? Why would you go through all that just to end up fucking a chick who probably has some huge, stretched out vagina. I’d much rather root some white girl with a normal sized vagina or even an Asian. At least they are nice and tight. African chicks are hot sometimes but you are taking too much of a risk. Not just with getting bashed and shit but with diseases. African guys cheat on their women all the time and basically have five girlfriends who they visit every day and they root ‘em and leave their spoof inside them. That’s why there is so much AIDS over there because of all the men who root them without condoms. People in Africa don’t even use condoms. I don’t think Americans do either.”
“But this Ghanese chick man, I could root her and probably all her friends but I don’t want to get bashed and I don’t want to be at risk of getting AIDS or even Ebola or anything. You know that Ebola virus Africans have? That is the worst. I don’t know anyone who has it but it’s really dangerous and it kills people, in particular people in Africa.”
I had it once and it was kind of like a heavy cold..
“Are you serious?”
“Ohh, good one. Which way do you want to go?”
The quickest way
“OK. I want a white girl because I am white. If I had a black girl there is only a 50/50 chance of the kid turning out ok. Black kids have a vacant look in their eye, kind of like they are missing something.”
“I don’t know, it’s like they are born cold. They don’t care about anything except getting chicks.”
Hmm. Yeah..Look just pull up here..Credit thanks.
“No worries, but yeah, that Pistorius is so guilty..He doesn’t have a leg to stand on! Get it?”
I love that joke..